Seriously? no...seriously?

Annoyance doesn't even begin to cover it. I was biking along on campus minding my own business...and he pulls up beside me on his bike and asks me to pull over. Now I'm wearing my head phones but the music is low enough that I can still hear him asking me to do this in a normal tone. So I said sure! I thought maybe this biking policeman had gotten lost and was going to ask me for directions. I should have known better. He begins to inform me that I am breaking a biking law by wearing headphones while biking. Now I faintly remember reading something about this 2 years ago when I first came to this strange land they call college, but I foolishly forgot/dismissed it. I wish I could use my faint memory as an excuse for my foolishness but grr....I refuse to do so. So he begins to ask for my ID while I stare at him open-mouthed. I fumble for my school ID, to which he asks for my driver's license. So I fumble for that...all the while fuming. I can see how life-threatening it is to wear your headphones while on campus going 2 miles an hour. Yes, I know I'm being irrational. But I'm about to get worse. So he begins explaining some biking rules to me about how biking is just like a moving vehicle and how some things need to be adhered to; such as good brakes, good lights, good back lights, laws, stop signs, etc. I nearly busted my buttons; despite the fact I wasn't wearing any. So he proceeds to hand over my citation and explain to me that by signing the bottom of the document I am not saying I'm guilty but just acknowledging I've recieved it. He then says the amount of the ticket is in the upper right hand corner and this is where I lost him....because while I signed my little blue eyes traveled to the upper right hand corner and my jugular artery nearly burst: $94.00. Words simply cannot express what I felt then and there. It still can't. Oh it all makes sense, this must be incentive for me to bike safely and not drive so that I won't take up a valuable parking space at school and so I won't use our few precious resources. Yes, why lets pass out more biking tickets. I'm sorry I could see how going 2 miles an hour wearing headphones where the volume is so low I can still hear people around me would justify a $94 ticket. Bloody idiot. Wretched ticket. May the two go to a place I shall never set eyes on. Democrats this, this is precisely why I am a Republican....I want the government out of my business and to stop telling me what to do and not do. I was being safe. I wasn't killing anyone and if anyone would have died it would have been me, no big loss there. Yes....I know I broke the law. But seriously......$94! I understand $15, even $25...but $94? For that price, I would have rather been speeding at least I would have gotten a bit of a high off my speed. First day of school and that wretched male made it memorable.

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Click Yes or No

Obama fan

A teacher in Lafayette , Tennessee asked her 6th grade
class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting
to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their
hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to
be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren 't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican
and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,

'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot,
what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'

It's Friday baby!

Very funny...
1.Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you
2.Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5.Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7.Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.Men are like Parking Spots all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.