I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to school.
There we were pulled over alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car and . . .
you know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed and then suddenly some little thing will strike you as the funniest thing in the world?
Well I could NOT believe it . . . the guy was a DWARF!
He stormed back to my car, looked up at me, and said, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So I looked down at him and replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and that's when the fight started . . .